You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Randomize
