Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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