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Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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