I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Please don't give away my fajitas
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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