my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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