I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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