grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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