I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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