i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
