come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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