six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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