they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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