i barfeds in our rink
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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