I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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