You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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