So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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