yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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