Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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