Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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