you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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