You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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