she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I just gift wrapped bread.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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