when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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