fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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