seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Randomize
