in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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