Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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