glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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