I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
soo... how was my night?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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