Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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