My room smells like vodka and shame
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
BRING THE BAGELS
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
