I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
There r osticjed everywhere
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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