playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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