But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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