At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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