I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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