I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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