BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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