So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
stop calling my apartment porn island.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
