I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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