I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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