The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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