I love black thongs
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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