Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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