just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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