in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
