its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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