i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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