just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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