Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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