well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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