just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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