I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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