I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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